Tuesday, December 14, 2010

Chuckles

Tomorrow is chemo day. I will require Chuckles. Both Laughter and the Candy.

Friday, December 3, 2010

Chemo Cares... MY BUTT... Naked O'Pimp Licks... Gravity and Gravlox.

BLOG... Blog.. Blog,B L O g.

I would really like a crate full of kittens for christmas. And TMX Elmo really makes me smile. It will be ashamed when i finally get around to Lynching the little fellow.

P.S. The Kittens should be alive, and adoreable. I don't want any dead cats... I also need a sweater with a bunch of pockets to put the kittens in. That way i can carry around like a dozen little kittens in my pockets. You never know when you might need a happy little kitten. And at what point to kittens get depressed and need to take their prozac? I know this sounds crazy, but i recently met a greyhound that was on it, and he was  pretty cool dog.

I'm not sure how much time i really have to blog anymore. It seems like this time could be better used writing lyrics and music, and scripts for hugh grant movies. I think in the story about my life hugh grant would play me... Or maybe Samuel L. Jackson..

I wonder how many times i would have to type hugh grant to get this blog to be the first thing that comes up when you search his name on google.

I think i might eat some toast in the morning.

if i get a crate full of kittens this year. I'm naming one of them Gargamel.

Your Pal Ernie...