Shave The Panda?
Tuesday, February 1, 2011
Tuesday, December 14, 2010
Friday, December 3, 2010
Chemo Cares... MY BUTT... Naked O'Pimp Licks... Gravity and Gravlox.
BLOG... Blog.. Blog,B L O g.
I would really like a crate full of kittens for christmas. And TMX Elmo really makes me smile. It will be ashamed when i finally get around to Lynching the little fellow.
P.S. The Kittens should be alive, and adoreable. I don't want any dead cats... I also need a sweater with a bunch of pockets to put the kittens in. That way i can carry around like a dozen little kittens in my pockets. You never know when you might need a happy little kitten. And at what point to kittens get depressed and need to take their prozac? I know this sounds crazy, but i recently met a greyhound that was on it, and he was pretty cool dog.
I'm not sure how much time i really have to blog anymore. It seems like this time could be better used writing lyrics and music, and scripts for hugh grant movies. I think in the story about my life hugh grant would play me... Or maybe Samuel L. Jackson..
I wonder how many times i would have to type hugh grant to get this blog to be the first thing that comes up when you search his name on google.
I think i might eat some toast in the morning.
if i get a crate full of kittens this year. I'm naming one of them Gargamel.
Your Pal Ernie...
I would really like a crate full of kittens for christmas. And TMX Elmo really makes me smile. It will be ashamed when i finally get around to Lynching the little fellow.
P.S. The Kittens should be alive, and adoreable. I don't want any dead cats... I also need a sweater with a bunch of pockets to put the kittens in. That way i can carry around like a dozen little kittens in my pockets. You never know when you might need a happy little kitten. And at what point to kittens get depressed and need to take their prozac? I know this sounds crazy, but i recently met a greyhound that was on it, and he was pretty cool dog.
I'm not sure how much time i really have to blog anymore. It seems like this time could be better used writing lyrics and music, and scripts for hugh grant movies. I think in the story about my life hugh grant would play me... Or maybe Samuel L. Jackson..
I wonder how many times i would have to type hugh grant to get this blog to be the first thing that comes up when you search his name on google.
I think i might eat some toast in the morning.
if i get a crate full of kittens this year. I'm naming one of them Gargamel.
Your Pal Ernie...
Friday, September 3, 2010
So while we are on the topic of bathrooms...
I'm a big strong man. I think ( though it would not be my first choice ) If i had no toilet paper i could wipe bare handed.
Thoughts?
On another note i have way too many light blue hanes boxer briefs.. anybody need some? I promise to make you a good deal.
Thoughts?
On another note i have way too many light blue hanes boxer briefs.. anybody need some? I promise to make you a good deal.
Wednesday, September 1, 2010
Other Peoples Bathrooms..
Have you ever gone over to your buddy's house for a bbq, or a party.. and had to use the bathroom? Do you ever feel uncomfortable in that situation? Why do we think this is? And What are we going to do about it. I am proposing that each and every one of you knock on a complete strangers door, and ask them if you can use their facilities. Regardless of what they say... Using your friends restroom will be much more normal and natural.. I mean how could it not be?
and as always....
Don't forget to Shave the Panda.
and as always....
Don't forget to Shave the Panda.
Tuesday, August 31, 2010
Don't Call That Man A Pussy.
Meow, meow meow meow. Meaow mew meow meow mow. Meow Meow MEOW! Mew mew mew Meow, Meow? Meow Meow Meow.
Monday, August 30, 2010
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