Tuesday, December 14, 2010
Friday, December 3, 2010
Chemo Cares... MY BUTT... Naked O'Pimp Licks... Gravity and Gravlox.
BLOG... Blog.. Blog,B L O g.
I would really like a crate full of kittens for christmas. And TMX Elmo really makes me smile. It will be ashamed when i finally get around to Lynching the little fellow.
P.S. The Kittens should be alive, and adoreable. I don't want any dead cats... I also need a sweater with a bunch of pockets to put the kittens in. That way i can carry around like a dozen little kittens in my pockets. You never know when you might need a happy little kitten. And at what point to kittens get depressed and need to take their prozac? I know this sounds crazy, but i recently met a greyhound that was on it, and he was pretty cool dog.
I'm not sure how much time i really have to blog anymore. It seems like this time could be better used writing lyrics and music, and scripts for hugh grant movies. I think in the story about my life hugh grant would play me... Or maybe Samuel L. Jackson..
I wonder how many times i would have to type hugh grant to get this blog to be the first thing that comes up when you search his name on google.
I think i might eat some toast in the morning.
if i get a crate full of kittens this year. I'm naming one of them Gargamel.
Your Pal Ernie...
I would really like a crate full of kittens for christmas. And TMX Elmo really makes me smile. It will be ashamed when i finally get around to Lynching the little fellow.
P.S. The Kittens should be alive, and adoreable. I don't want any dead cats... I also need a sweater with a bunch of pockets to put the kittens in. That way i can carry around like a dozen little kittens in my pockets. You never know when you might need a happy little kitten. And at what point to kittens get depressed and need to take their prozac? I know this sounds crazy, but i recently met a greyhound that was on it, and he was pretty cool dog.
I'm not sure how much time i really have to blog anymore. It seems like this time could be better used writing lyrics and music, and scripts for hugh grant movies. I think in the story about my life hugh grant would play me... Or maybe Samuel L. Jackson..
I wonder how many times i would have to type hugh grant to get this blog to be the first thing that comes up when you search his name on google.
I think i might eat some toast in the morning.
if i get a crate full of kittens this year. I'm naming one of them Gargamel.
Your Pal Ernie...
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