Don't Call That Man A Pussy.

Meow, meow meow meow. Meaow mew meow meow mow. Meow Meow MEOW! Mew mew mew Meow, Meow? Meow Meow Meow.

Breakfast Songs

ive got boobs in my face...

TWO WORDS.

SPORTS by Huey Lewis and the News.

Ok, I guess that was more like seven words. But only two of them matter.

SHAVE THE PANDA

Dr. Visit 8/27/2010

So today started off fine, just like any other day. Wake up, Pills, Stomach Ache, Work, more Pills, More work, but today to break up the monotony i had scheduled my monthly appt, with my neurologist.  Those of you familiar with my past, probably already know i have brain cancer. What you may not know is that the treatment for my brain cancer has left me with virtually no sex drive. Being a newlywed, you can imagine how this affects my relationship with my wife, that i love more than anything. I just have no desire to have sex with her, or anyone or anything else for that matter.

After months of Hormone therapy and every treatment available, Good ole Dr. K.. Suggested Viagra. Its not that i need it for that purpose, but she claims it will make me desire sex as well as making me rigid... I'm not so sure i believe her.. after all shes the sucker that payed for all those years of med school, how smart can she be... but I'm willing to give it a go. Suggestions? Romantic night out? or Just take it and go? 4 hour Erection...  Here I CUM (come)

This may be the most inappropriate thing i have ever put on the internet... but nobody will read this, so what does it matter.

Suspenders... Business Casual?

I recently received some suspenders that I only intended to wear on stage, as kind of a joke.. Though After wearing them for a while they are actually pretty good at keeping my pants up. I have been losing weight pretty consistently for the past few months, probably due to Chemo, but some days i just don't feel like wearing a belt... So What about suspenders? Business Casual? Or Plumber Chic?

Nobody is reading this so please let me know your opinion...

don't feel like blogging tonight..

Hey Everybody.. I didn't really feel like blogging tonight, so i figured i'd blog about that. I turned off my brain about a half hour ago, so lets see what happens. I bet i'll wake up in the morning next to my beautiful wife. And drive to work. Maybe put some clothes on (Blood or Applesauce) Get yelled at by customers for 8 hours or so, then drive home and repeat the process the next day. I f course won't remember writing this post tomorrow when i log back in. So i'll be just as excited as you are to read it! I guess the not blogging then has turned into a full blown blog entry... Now if only i had some applesauce...

Why Shave the Panda?

Some people have asked since i put up this blog, why i called it Shave the Panda? The answer is really quite simple... Because he didn't like Nair.