Tuesday, February 1, 2011

Tuesday, December 14, 2010


Tomorrow is chemo day. I will require Chuckles. Both Laughter and the Candy.

Friday, December 3, 2010

Chemo Cares... MY BUTT... Naked O'Pimp Licks... Gravity and Gravlox.

BLOG... Blog.. Blog,B L O g.

I would really like a crate full of kittens for christmas. And TMX Elmo really makes me smile. It will be ashamed when i finally get around to Lynching the little fellow.

P.S. The Kittens should be alive, and adoreable. I don't want any dead cats... I also need a sweater with a bunch of pockets to put the kittens in. That way i can carry around like a dozen little kittens in my pockets. You never know when you might need a happy little kitten. And at what point to kittens get depressed and need to take their prozac? I know this sounds crazy, but i recently met a greyhound that was on it, and he was  pretty cool dog.

I'm not sure how much time i really have to blog anymore. It seems like this time could be better used writing lyrics and music, and scripts for hugh grant movies. I think in the story about my life hugh grant would play me... Or maybe Samuel L. Jackson..

I wonder how many times i would have to type hugh grant to get this blog to be the first thing that comes up when you search his name on google.

I think i might eat some toast in the morning.

if i get a crate full of kittens this year. I'm naming one of them Gargamel.

Your Pal Ernie...

Friday, September 3, 2010

So while we are on the topic of bathrooms...

I'm a big strong man. I think ( though it would not be my first choice ) If i had no toilet paper i could wipe bare handed.


On another note i have way too many light blue hanes boxer briefs.. anybody need some? I promise to make you a good deal.

Wednesday, September 1, 2010

Other Peoples Bathrooms..

Have you ever gone over to your buddy's house for a bbq, or a party.. and had to use the bathroom? Do you ever feel uncomfortable in that situation? Why do we think this is? And What are we going to do about it. I am proposing that each and every one of you knock on a complete strangers door, and ask them if you can use their facilities. Regardless of what they say... Using your friends restroom will be much more normal and natural.. I mean how could it not be?

and as always....

Don't forget to Shave the Panda.

Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Don't Call That Man A Pussy.

Meow, meow meow meow. Meaow mew meow meow mow. Meow Meow MEOW! Mew mew mew Meow, Meow? Meow Meow Meow.